I knit. I quilt. I spin, sew, weave, crochet, bake, run and garden too. I'm basically Martha Stewart, but without the whole audience thing. (I'm totally kidding- this is just the blog of a 20-something yarn junkie)
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Luke/Lucy
So Rosie and Jess, two of my flatmates were doing makeup in the kitchen so they could go out clubbing tonight and Luke should have been smart enough to leave the kitchen when they've got makeup out....but he wasn't. So now we have Lucy.
We have had this discussion before, and I realize we must remain open minded and objective, but Chairman Schmitt has declared this unmanly on so many levels. Glad to see your enjoying yourself.
Hey there anonymous representative, good to have you reading again- which does raise a concern. What does Chairman Schmitt think of one of the Man Law reps reading a knitting blog? I understand that Lucy (as we now call him) is in clear violation of most of the Man Laws ever created and I will certainly let him know this once he gives back my pashmina and my high heels, but surely there's something along the lines of "Thou shalt not read knitting blogs of female college students, regardless of whether it involves contact with Kick-Ass Women's Society or not"...isn't there?
Paige, you might think so but members of The Council are so secure they are comfortable in almost any situation. The Chairman on your advise has even tried waddling around in high heels. I also give as an example, council member Joe Namath, one of the greatest football quarterbacks of all time. He once wore pantyhose in a TV commercial televised nationwide. Joe Namath(Broadway Joe)is a personal hero of Chairman Schmitt, and therefore can do no wrong. If your friend should meet this same criteria, we would certainly make allowances for him.
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HAHAHA! Is it wrong to laugh? I hope not... cause I am still laughing!
I'm still laughing too! Everytime I see him in the hallways now I call him either "Lucy" or "Man-gina". I'll never let him live this one down...
We have had this discussion before, and I realize we must remain open minded and objective, but Chairman Schmitt has declared this unmanly on so many levels. Glad to see your enjoying yourself.
Hey there anonymous representative, good to have you reading again- which does raise a concern. What does Chairman Schmitt think of one of the Man Law reps reading a knitting blog? I understand that Lucy (as we now call him) is in clear violation of most of the Man Laws ever created and I will certainly let him know this once he gives back my pashmina and my high heels, but surely there's something along the lines of "Thou shalt not read knitting blogs of female college students, regardless of whether it involves contact with Kick-Ass Women's Society or not"...isn't there?
Paige, you might think so but members of The Council are so secure they are comfortable in almost any situation. The Chairman on your advise has even tried waddling around in high heels. I also give as an example, council member Joe Namath, one of the greatest football quarterbacks of all time. He once wore pantyhose in a TV commercial televised nationwide. Joe Namath(Broadway Joe)is a personal hero of Chairman Schmitt, and therefore can do no wrong. If your friend should meet this same criteria, we would certainly make allowances for him.
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