Someone to read my assigned books and handouts to me for 4-6 hours a day in a sexy Hugh Grant voice until June 4th. Will be paid in socks that pooled strangely and hats that don't look good on me. All interested should send resumes and swimsuit pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org. Jocks, Potheads, and William Shatner/ Christopher Walken/Elvis impersonators need not apply.
(On a totally unrelated note, I finished the Earth, Water & Wind socks. Do you like them? I went over my Flickr limit for April so I'm going to have to wait a couple more days to load them into Ravelry.)
Have an awesome day!